"Black Smoke"
Redhead, punk, idiot, and fuckin' honest.
Hear ye, hear ye!
Victor Van Dort seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman! The dark-haired temptress and Master Van Dort slipped away into the night! And now, the weather. Scattered showers followed by…
Johnny Depp at the MTV Movie Awards 2012.
(Source: darkshadow-s, via notmybellatrixyoubitch)
- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
